Thursday, March 30, 2006


"Weekadoodloo" - the lusty mating cry of the Indian Cockabindi bird which, once a week during the pre-monsoon mating season, gives vent to the sweetest of its guttural, hoarse cries in its search to find a mate. This effort is so puny however that it generally serves to repulse even those prospective partners who are in earshot. Thus the cockabindi rarely succeeds in attracting a mate, and this is perhaps the cause of its tragic decline in numbers.

"If the Cockabindi was responsible for romance, none of us would be here." - David Attenborough.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Sunny Weather

Hello today world. It is a bright, sunny 83.3 F or for our British friends and the rest of the world, 27.4 C. Needless to say we have the air conditioning on already.

I would wish that we could have a bit more winter with snow and all that sort of thing but someone might send me evil notes shaming me for wishing cold weather on them. Still there are positives to having warm weather already.

1. One needs far less clothing in warm weather.
2. It is fun to be outside in the sun providing we have on 500 sunblock.
3. I love to swim and prefer to do so in warm water.
4. One doesn't slip and fall on sunrays and possibly may on ice or snow.
5. Clearing and airing burnt cooking is far better in warm weather.
6. In the event that clearing and airing isn't sufficient, it is more pleasant to sit outside in warm weather.

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In the event that John doesn't have anything that you think is particularly funny posted, listed or otherwise, stay tuned the hilarity will come forthwith.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Lemurs. Cuddly creatures or naughty little pervs?

You be the judge.

It seems that I have stumbled upon some rather scandalous activity among lemurs.

It would also seem that they have a spectator. Naughty lemurs.