Nepalese Yak Jokes.
While I write a new post, I'll share some of my favorite jokes with you all. There are no actual Nepalese Yak jokes here but I thought it was catchy and yaks are interesting and have an odd name.
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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his
thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my
steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor
again?"
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A man calls home. The maid answers the phone.
He says, "can I speak to my wife?" The maid says, "No, she's upstairs with her boyfriend"
--He's mad-- says, "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill both of them." Being the loyal maid, she says "ok"
Five minutes later she picks up the phone and says,"Ok, their both dead. What should I do with the bodies?"
He says, "Throw them into the pool, I'll take care of them when I get home." She says, "We don't have a pool!" He says, "Is this 574-8293?"
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Remember, things could be worse.
You could:
1. Wake up face down on the pavement.
2. Put your bra on backward and it fits better.
3. Call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
4. See a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
5. See your birthday cake collapse from the weight of the candles.
6. Have your son tell you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
7. Turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
8. Have your twin sister forget your birthday.
9. Wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then you realize that you
don't have a waterbed.
10. Have your car horn go off accidentally and remain stuck as you follow
a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
11. Have your boss tell you not to bother to take off your coat.
12. Realize that the bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
13. Walk to work and find your dress is stuck in back of your pantyhose.
14. Call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your
business.
15. Have your blind date turn out to be your ex-husband/wife.
16. Put both contact lenses in the same eye.
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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his
thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my
steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor
again?"
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A man calls home. The maid answers the phone.
He says, "can I speak to my wife?" The maid says, "No, she's upstairs with her boyfriend"
--He's mad-- says, "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill both of them." Being the loyal maid, she says "ok"
Five minutes later she picks up the phone and says,"Ok, their both dead. What should I do with the bodies?"
He says, "Throw them into the pool, I'll take care of them when I get home." She says, "We don't have a pool!" He says, "Is this 574-8293?"
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Remember, things could be worse.
You could:
1. Wake up face down on the pavement.
2. Put your bra on backward and it fits better.
3. Call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
4. See a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
5. See your birthday cake collapse from the weight of the candles.
6. Have your son tell you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
7. Turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
8. Have your twin sister forget your birthday.
9. Wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then you realize that you
don't have a waterbed.
10. Have your car horn go off accidentally and remain stuck as you follow
a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
11. Have your boss tell you not to bother to take off your coat.
12. Realize that the bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
13. Walk to work and find your dress is stuck in back of your pantyhose.
14. Call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your
business.
15. Have your blind date turn out to be your ex-husband/wife.
16. Put both contact lenses in the same eye.
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