Saturday, October 15, 2005

Gravel Jobs, Monty Python and Yogurt

Gravel Jobs are great as I'm told especially if you like gravel and enjoy playing in large amounts of it. I do but not enough to work with it everyday. I would still rather have a travel job. Ahh yes, that's right I said "travel job". It's all in the spelling.

There are a few things I'd like to mention. First off about the gravel job. I've done that one so let's move on to number two. That would be Monty Python. I adore anything Python. If I had one wish that could come true it would be to meet the rest of the pythons or at least a couple of them (Graham Chapman I could go talk to I suppose but I can't really meet him right now) so I could see what they are like in person.

Maybe see if any of them are funny in person too. After being funny all day can someone be spontaneously funny at home too?

Sometimes I wonder if comedians are so funny at work that they lose the ability to be funny after work. Is that possible? ..."Thwow him to the floow Centuwion and vewy woughly!"...

I would also like to know what it means with yogurt that has these words printed on the container. "Live and active cultures". Is that the yogurt creatures inside with their tidy tennis whites saying things like, "Well Fred and I play at the club three times a week so yes, I'd say we were fairly active."

Or the model-type yogurt with a skimpy leotard and huge white teeth saying, "WOW!! WE'RE REALLY LIVE AND ACTIVE TODAY! LET'S GET THOSE ONE CELLED ORGANISMS MOVING!"

Someone 'splain this to me ok? The lines are open.

1 Comments:

  • You are so funny! What great writing style. No, I don't think people who portray themselves to be funny are funny in real life unless they're around friends. I have a humorous writing style on my blog, but in real life, I'm just a regular guy unless I'm around a group, then I just switch gears and become the "class clown" or something.

    Anyway, I'm putting you in my favorites folder. Hope you don't mind!
    :D

    By Blogger Jas..., at 10:20 AM  

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