Disillusioned

I have become so disillusioned with living in the USA that it isn't the slightest bit funny. I wish this weren't the case but it is. If someone has a bright side to tell me to look for do share. I could use the cheer up.

Make me laugh. Help me forget I live here. Mail me an airline ticket?I can't mail myself since the guy was caught Fed-Xing himself to his parents house. That's the problem, nobody has a sense of humor anymore. I thought it was funny and a great idea.