Thursday, September 16, 2004

Escape from Mousetag 13. Film at 11½.

This is an emergency news broadcast of the mousetag system. We have been alerted that a jail break has occurred within the mousetag system. Attached is a

recent photo.

If you see this highly dangerous criminal, do not approach her. We have had a report that she went totally round the bend after realizing that a "wheel" had yet again been removed from the camp.

Developments as they happen,
The mouse news team


  • Double the guards. Install mousechine-gun nests. Give the prisoners their squeaky wheel back. :)

    By Blogger Pete Ford, at 1:39 PM  

  • I just got contacted by a union. It was hard to understand what they were saying, but it sounded like they were demanding a dab of peanut butter and two teaspoons of EZ Cheeze per revolution of the wheel, a sauna for downtime, and a king bed with mirror cieling to accomodate the night hours.

    They also mentioned something about union worker finders fees, but they sounded negotiable on this.

    By Blogger Goalie, at 12:27 AM  

  • LOL Goalie..

    By Blogger Kate Ford, at 1:40 AM  

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